George Carlin’s been working the crowd since “the counterculture” became “the over-the-counter culture” around or so; his new book, Brain Droppings. CHAPTER ONE. Brain Droppings. By GEORGE CARLIN Hyperion. PEOPLE AHEAD OF ME ON LINE. Here’s something I can do without: People ahead of me . With nearly 20 albums, two Grammys, two Cable ACE awards, and more HBO specials sunder his belt than anyone else, George Carlin is more popular.

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Amazon Renewed Refurbished products with a warranty. No one cares about a bunch of people killed by a number. There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. Always the master wordsmith with the best sense of humor to come along in ages. Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I read a few pages in the middle, including the part about the very strange phoneomenon known as sleeping, and ever since then, I always wanted to get it from the library and read the whole thing.

Brain Droppings

His routines were honed gemlike and glittering with gems. Bruce forged space for free political speech, free editorial conviction.

Two weeks, two big suitcases. No one was better at following up a fart joke with a stabbing insight about how twisted our perceptions of reality are. Not for the easily offended or those who cling to politically-correct language.

He denied having read the book, but footage of Barnicle praising the book and saying “There’s a yuk dropings every page” turned up. Order a grilled gorgonzola cheese sandwich on whole-wheat ladyfingers.

He had me lau I’m listened to the audio book edition, read by Carlin himself. So they put you in a bedroom they don’t use too often. I find it to be very helpful in the evening when I need to lighten the mood during my evening meal and in the morning during breakfast when I want to begin the day with a smile.


Thanks for telling us about the problem. Mass Market Paperback Verified Purchase. And then, once a day, usually after dark, they would lie down on these special platforms and become unconscious.

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Views Read Drkppings View history. When you order your food use their language. Yeah, George was funny but it was his honesty and intelligence acrlin made him special. Swimming is not a sport. Carlin with a series of questions that came up during the reading.

Let’s say you go to Honolulu for two weeks. Not the screeching and beeping; that doesn’t bother me. Carlin did observational humor better than Seinfeld, shock humor better than the equally deceased Sam Kinison, ranting topical humor better than the now Republican Dennis Miller, deep philosophical humor better than the now creepy Woody Allen and outrage humor better than the also dead Bill Hicks. Ships from and sold by Amazon. The first joke I remember really getting attached to, “Hey fadda, if the lord can do anything, could he create a boulder so braon that even he couldn’t lift it?

And, even though you might like your house, you gotta move. That’s the stuff you check onto the plane.

X Men who have one long, uninterrupted eyebrow. Now Carlin’s New York Times bestselling book comes to paperback. Please help improve this article by adding citations to reliable sources. He said he was amused at the spectacle of seeing his own kind “circle the drain” and “play out the string”. And they would walk around all day and be OK? George Carlin’s Brain Droppings is even more vulgar in text. You do the only thing you can do.


Everybody’s got his own little pile of stuff. And, as you’re flyin’ over to Maui, you realize that you’re really spread out now: The menu can’t merely say “cheeseburger.

The book has a lot of lists, short snips of his opinions and observations. His library of jokes and material is so consistently amazing that he is really unparalleled. It’s supposed to imply thoughtfulness or intelligence. Guys have stuff in their pockets; women have stuff in their purses.

X Guys in their fifties who flash me the peace sign and really mean it. Amazon Advertising Find, attract, and engage customers. I grab a handful of candy bars and six magazines and head for the gate. I chose “Brain Droppings” as I enjoyed George Carlin’s stand-up routine and had seen him live before.

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X Guys who wink when they’re kidding. Each one just as funny, if not funnier, than the last. The Salvation Army and Goodwill will actually come to your house and pick up your stuff and give it to people who don’t have much stuff. Especially the ones that talk to you: The groups are dropoings many of these stupid ideas come from.

There is always hope.